Heres the deal,
I've been searching on the net for hours and came across a news like this:
"Mr Edward has been very supportive towards the projects and events for the INPP (Inter-National Pig Projects) to encourage people to refrain themselves to eat pigs. Born with a natural resemblance to pigs, Mr Edward feels pity and has a brotherly love towards his fellow pigs. He feels that pigs like him are very friendly and harmful creatures and people should take another view about eating pigs. He has expressed that while people eat pigs, they think that it is delicious and it's meat is tender and fragrant. What the people do not realise is that what they are eating is just anotother creature similar to Mr Edward. He often gets shunned by his other classmates during his schooldays that has been put off by his disgusting face and his relationship with the pigs. He says that since people hate him so much, they should not eat his fellow brothers that have so much in common with him although it is very clear to us that the pigs are in fact nicer looking than him."
He has launched a Save pigs campaign to spread his love and care for the pigs. He has also volunteered to take a few pictures with his friends to make posters to make this event successful.
The posters are as follow:
"Please save a copy to your computer and print them out and paste in areas where it will be most seen" quoted Mr Edward.
1st poster..
Animals are my friends and i do not eat my friends.
Poster number 2.
Think of me as a pig and you will never want to eat a pig anymore in your whole life.
News Reporter : As you can see, Mr Edward is such a kind soul that expresses his public love for his relatives.
Mr Edward : Nonono. You are too kind. Refer me as "it". That will make me feel closer to my brothers.
News Reporter : Of course Mr edward! I shall rephrase my previous sentence. As you can see, Mr Edward is such a kind soul that expresses it's public love for his relatives.
Mr Edward : Yes! That is so much better.
News Reporter : OMG! ROTFL! No more Wilbur the pig! It is now Edward the pig!
Mr Edward : -.-" NBCCB! You can insult me but don't insult my cousin!
News Reporter : I am sorry. I cannot helpchit. Thank you people for tuning on into Channel Pig News. We will bring to you more pig news from the daily happenings. This is Charlotte Webbed, thank you for watching.
again by the beautiful 2Leadership
3:26 AM
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