2. When Good Things Turned Bad...While walking down the street, they come across this tree. It wasn't an ordinary tree. It was a tree.... with brown leaves... and fruit that are.... rotten. Chu Ren saw this 'special' tree and thought to himself, " Awwww Man..... why do those fruits have to be rotten? If not, i would be shaking the tree and wishing the fruit would drop down for me to EAT!!!" Fang Ying den turned to him and console him. After seeing Fang Ying magnificent specs, Chu Ren managed to get a hold of himself. So they continue walking home (Chu Ren still thinking bout the fruit and also... his favourite KWAY CHAP). Out of the blue and also the bush, some one pop out in front of them. Chu Ren was shocked by the sudden appearance of this mystrious person, so he hop into Fang Ying's arms( like scooby-doo). The mysterious guy was wearing a BLACK coat and a hat. He was actually HEAH Kee Siang. He was a FLASHER. He wasn't wearing anything!!!! He was naked!!! (the BLACK coat not counted). Fang Ying eyes pop out and broke her own specs. It was the first time that she see such a handsome flasher. Fang Ying was so attracted to him ( HEAH is the north pole while she is the south). Chu Ren can see the look in Fang Ying's eyes that Fang Ying got a new target. He got REAL jealous. So he decided to use his ALL MIGHTY TUMMY to knock over the STUPID HEAH. " BOOM!!!!" HEAH was totally flattened by CHU REN AWSOME TUMMY. Then out of the bush again, Yuhanis came out and helped HEAH return to his concious using CPR. ** This secne is rated NC16 so i shall not describe any further ** This ROMANTIC secne (but heartbreaking for Fang Ying) made Fang Ying sad and real sad and very.... very.... SAD!!!! Tears Came out from her eyes (like waterfall) and she asked herself why she didn't get to know HEAH before Yuhanis does. HEAH and his girl then disappeared into thin air... *POOF* They were gone nvr to be seen again.....
(This marks the end........ of HEAH and Fang Ying.... But.... it wasn't the end of Chu Ren and her...)
Few Hours Later.... (walao) Fang Ying managed to let her dam (her eyes) close. She turned to her first love (Chu Ren) and said, " Chu Ren, I'm terribly sorry that I fall for another guy... Would you forgive me? " Seeing her pathetic look (and on the account of her magnificent specs...) Chu Ren is willing to forgive her..... but on 1 condition... which is to treat him KWAY CHAP. So they went to the nearest KOPITIAM that sells KWAY CHAP and both of them indulged in the KWAY CHAP happily ever after.... at least for now....
To Be Continued...
The Next Episode: Extra Extra!!!
This Great Chronicle About the Life Of Chu Ren and Fang Ying was written by:
' The One And Only.......' *Edwin*
again by the beautiful 2Leadership
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