1. The MAGNIFICENT Start Of A Beautiful Relationship Between Chu Ren And Fang YingHappening right now in a planet, far far away from Pluto, called Earth, lives a simple girl with magnificent spectacles, named Fang Ying. She was kind (erm.. don't think so), gentle (yeah right...) and fat (totally a truth). She was very attractive too (only for certain someone). One day, a boy, named CHU REN, was walking home from school. Then, he walk past a girl. he didn't take a look at her face but he said, " Oh My God, this girl SMELLS like KWAY CHAP!!!" " I wonder where she got that perfume from. It just smells so HEAVENLY!!!" So he decided to go up to her and ask her. When the girl turned around, it was actually Fang Ying. Chu Ren was totally mesmerized by her magnificent specs. He was drooling all over the place. Moments later, he managed to calm himself down. He then starting asking, " Hey... can...can... i... know... where... where.... you... buy... buy... your .... perfume...fume... from..? " Then Fang Ying answered back, in a very lovely tone (to Chu Ren only), " It's my limited edition ' KWAY CHAP ' perfume. I make it myself using the aroma and the essence of the magnificent ' Kway Chap '. Chu Ren was totally amazed by that. He was jealous of that (as he only know how to 'computer digest'). Then, he asked if he could buy the formula for making the limited edition ' KWAY CHAP ' perfume. He told Fang Ying that he is willing to sell his tummy (people sell body he sell tummy) for that formula. But to his surprise, Fang Ying wanted to give it to him for free!!! (Fang Ying find him cute, so give him for free) Chu Ren was so happy and excited that he is jumping for joy (be careful not to roll down the street). They become good friends after that and hold hands and walk back home. Just when things were good something happened...
TO BE CONTINUED.... (author too tired. want to sleep.)
The next Episode: When Good Things Turned Bad...
This Great Chronicle About the Life Of Chu Ren and Fang Ying was written by:
' The One And Only Boy That Likes To Sleep And Blabbe Nonsense ' ..... Edwin ( the great )
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